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const handleSubmit = async (data) => {
if (data.password.length < 6) {
alert('Bad password');
return false;
}
await db.users.create(data);
window.location.reload();
}
I've seen better code on a sticky note in a dumpster.
1. alert() in 2025? Are we building a Geocities page?
2. window.location.reload() is the architectural equivalent of burning down the house to turn off the lights.
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